Time to get excited! I’ve recently received a barrage of announcements on digital media about my amazing good luck for a chance to win a variety of consumer goods! For instance, a golf cart, the latest iPhone and Apple Watch, the newest model tent and Yeti Cooler from Dick’s Sporting Goods, a Craftsman Generator from Ace Hardware, a $90 Reward from American Airlines, a Vitamix Pro Blender from Walmart, A Tumi Leather backpack from the Tumi Loyalty Program, etc. and I just need to click on “CONFIRM NOW!”. And I have packages waiting for a response to “DID YOU RECEIVE YOUR PACKAGE?” from various shipping companies by simply clicking on various links. Even the USPS that has been bleeding money for all of my life just now sent me a notification for an unclaimed $90 reward for being a great customer! That must be a thank you for buying a booklet of Christmas stamps for all these years!
I’m getting free offers from companies that I don’t even do
business with from their Loyalty Rewards Programs or invitations for free cash
if I complete their Opinion Survey! And
second notices from the shipping companies that I still haven’t responded to
their pleas for an acknowledgement. Click
“CONTINUE FOR FREE”. What a windfall!
But I’m beginning to smell a rat. Ya think?
I suspect that if it’s free, I’m the product! The product that returns a profit. Fortunately, my cable phone service also now
displays “SPAM RISK” on suspect calls which I never answer. I really became suspicious today when I was
notified that I’ve been selected as the “Spam Recipient of the Year”! All I need to do is “CLICK HERE” to receive
my free grand prize. I just need to
purchase some untraceable gift cards, call back their numbers to cover shipping
and handling and wait patiently for my surprise!
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