Monday, July 26, 2021

PLAYBOY

Playboy, Emporia, KS
Young Alley Rat, Emporia, KS

Our rather peaceful midwestern town was a wonderful place to grow up.  And summers were the best time for a kid to run free range in the neighborhood without incident because just about everyone knew their neighbors.  People would sit outside on their porches in the evenings and converse while the inside cooled down enough to return and the cicadas serenaded a young kid to sleep.

Today’s modern conveniences such as garbage disposals and attached garages were still in the future, prompting the need for alleyways splitting the organized blocks right down the middle.  That in turn allowed access to detached garages and trash cans which were located away from the houses.  Automobile fumes and hot decomposing food then became less of a problem.

Alleys were a great place to ride a bicycle in relative safety away from the busy streets and became an interesting place to explore discarded treasures.  Our house just happened to be located relatively near a college and you never knew what might be deposited out near the alley with student housing.  One of our little merry band’s favorite choice of bounty involved the annual homecoming Saturdays.  All the frats and sororities participated in a Parade with decorated floats prior to the big football game.  Soon after the homecoming festivities, the contents of the float decorations and parties could be salvaged in the alleys.

One of my neighborhood buddies and I were attracted to a rather large papier-mâché gorilla on one of those days which would have worked well for bow and arrow practice.  As we stopped to salvage the gorilla, we came across a rather intriguing magazine.  The worn and provocative cover of a very attractive college age female was featured under the PLAYBOY title.  We unsuspectingly opened this potential forbidden fruit to the centerfold and beheld the beautiful form of a youthful college girl sans clothing and thought we had just won the lottery!  About that time a hungover frat guy appeared with more trash to deposit and startled us so bad that my buddy dropped the magazine and we scurried off so fast that our bikes were scattering dust and gravel in our wake!

That brief introduction to the world of Playboy was a hoot for a couple of adventurous boys.  And there’s no doubt that Hugh Hefner knew that better than anybody!

P.S.

We did come back later for the gorilla but the Playboy was missing, so we rode home and returned to boys at play.


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